Entries from September, 2008

STYLE ALERT: AFRICAN KINGS

Friday, September 12th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: AFRICA, BANANAS, CASUAL SEX, CHIEFS, HAVING 110 WIVES, KINGS, PAJAMAS, PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN SIZE, PIMPS, WOODEN CARS | 1 COMMENT

SO LAST WEEK I POSTED ABOUT THE KING OF SWAZILAND SINCE HE AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY. THIS WEEK I THOUGHT I WOULD CONTINUE ABOUT KINGS OF AFRICA BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING PIMPS, AND BEST PART IS THEY ARE ...

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

Friday, September 5th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BANANAS, BIRTHDAYS, HAVING 110 WIVES, KINGS, PARTIES, PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN SIZE, RIDICULOUSNESS, SWAZILAND, Uncategorized | 3 COMMENT

seriously, it is my birthday. i'm 31. i read this in the ny times today, and i thought "perfectly appropriate for how i'm feeling right now" a. because i am obsessed with swaziland b. because the king of swaziland is also having ...

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Monday, September 1st, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BANANAS, CANCER, CELL PHONES, MERRY CHRISTMAS, PHONE NUMBERS, RANDOMNESS, RECEPTION, TENDER MOMENTS, trees | 1 COMMENT