BRITNEY SPEARS LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS
Friday, October 24th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: 911, BRITNEY SPEARS, BUBBLEGUM, BUFFALO, BUFFALO WINGS, BULLSHIT, CASUAL SEX, DANCING, LAS VEGAS, LIP SYNCHING, SEPTEMBER 11, TENDER MOMENTS | 1 COMMENThere is a great selection of subway pictures of Britney Spears posters promoting her Las Vegas show on HBO, from only a few months after "september 11." ps there is an amazing September 11 memorial wings bar in Buffalo NY ...
THE PIZZA HUT DANCERS OF AGRA, INDIA
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 | CATAGORIES: COWS, CURLY TOE SHOES, DANCING, DELHI BELLY, INDIA, PIZZA, RIDICULOUSNESS, SNAKE CHARMERS, TAJ MAHAL, Uncategorized, womanizing | 3 COMMENTalmost 2 years ago now i went to india for this crazy wedding that was like 2 weeks long. it began in delhi and then on to udaipur where we stayed at the floating palace- which is literally a giant ...
STYLE ALERT: AFRICAN KINGS
Friday, September 12th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: AFRICA, BANANAS, CASUAL SEX, CHIEFS, HAVING 110 WIVES, KINGS, PAJAMAS, PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN SIZE, PIMPS, WOODEN CARS | 1 COMMENTSO LAST WEEK I POSTED ABOUT THE KING OF SWAZILAND SINCE HE AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY. THIS WEEK I THOUGHT I WOULD CONTINUE ABOUT KINGS OF AFRICA BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING PIMPS, AND BEST PART IS THEY ARE ...
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
Friday, September 5th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BANANAS, BIRTHDAYS, HAVING 110 WIVES, KINGS, PARTIES, PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN SIZE, RIDICULOUSNESS, SWAZILAND, Uncategorized | 3 COMMENTseriously, it is my birthday. i'm 31. i read this in the ny times today, and i thought "perfectly appropriate for how i'm feeling right now" a. because i am obsessed with swaziland b. because the king of swaziland is also having ...
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Monday, September 1st, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BANANAS, CANCER, CELL PHONES, MERRY CHRISTMAS, PHONE NUMBERS, RANDOMNESS, RECEPTION, TENDER MOMENTS, trees | 1 COMMENTWAKE N BACON
Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BACON, BREAKFAST, CASUAL SEX, DANCING, EATING, RANDOMNESS | NO COMMENTSfor those folks like myself who love bacon this is obviously a sicko must-have. an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of fresh cooking bacon. invented by visionaries Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini and Hsiao-huh Hsu. ...
HELLZAPOPPIN?!
Sunday, August 10th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BANANAS, BLACK PEOPLE DANCING, BROKEN FEET, GOLD MEDALS, GYMNASTICS, HELL, OLD TIMEY SHIT, RANDOMNESS | 1 COMMENTseriously people. wtf. this is BANANAS. i'm kind of obsessed. give these fuckers the gold medal for amazingness.
SEXUAL HEALING
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 | CATAGORIES: BULLSHIT, CASUAL SEX, HORNS, HOT BRASS, LOUD NOISES, PROBLEM SOLVING, RANDOM HOOKUPS, womanizing | NO COMMENTSTHE HOT 8 BRASS BAND