Bonjour Gay Pari

Dear Tell All,

I flunked my driving test so Daddy made me go to Gay Pari!!!! Ugh!!! These people think I’m crazy and they hate to speak English!!! The only Frenchie who was nice to me was a Gypsy cause I gave her my left over ice cream!!! Anyways me and my best gal pal Kyung have lots of photo shoots to do and countries to visit so I will keep you posted!

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Make Me Skeet Skeets Date to The VMAs!!!!!

Dear Tell All,

OMG!!!! So like my really good friend DJ Skeet Skeet of that super famous Hip Hop POP Trio,

Shwayze called me on the road from their sold out Warped Tour today and told me that if they get nominated for a VMA that I could be their date!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP ME OUT I REALLY WANNA WALK THAT RED CARPET!!!!!!

START VOTING!!!!

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Luv Ya, Mean It

P.S. Can you imagine the Tea Baggin party me and Cisco would have???????

Flea Markets and Fab Friends

Dear Tell All,

Today Daddy had the hippest of the hip flea markets!!! He even let me fly in my Best Friend Forever, Bearisha “Miss. Bizness” Smith!!!! We had soooo much fun all weekend long!!!! I love that slip-n-slide!!!!!

xoxoxo

Busy Psychic

Dear Tell All,

Tonight my fave blogarizzi/sexy friend Cobrasnake invited me to see this French dude, Busy P play music….it was cute. Jill and Megan picked me up before hand and we got our fortunes read. The psychic told me that I have a block in my Love live and that she would have to burn 10 candles at 20 bucks each to remove this curse and told her don’t bother…I would have rather anonymous sex than a boyfriend.

Good night Tell All…I love you, mean it!!!

 

 

Just Us Girls…Next Door Part 2

Dear Tell All,

O.K. So me and My Aunt Tina went to do another cameo for the hit Reality TV Show, The Girls Next Door today!!! Let me just tell you…I had to watch something that I never like to watch..sports….a soft ball game! We got sooo bored that we pranked one of Daddy’s near by stores and tried to make one of the Sales Girls bring Aunt Tina booze!!!! Good thing they had snow cones to keep me busy!!! All in all it was fun but two things bummed me out #1 I hardly got any air time #2 Bridgette made me wait till after she ate her hot dog to get a pic wit her!!!! Well actually that didn’t bum me out more that it made me laugh!!!!! After that went shopping!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxo

MYSPACE CRUSH OF THE WEEK: ERIK

Dear Tell All,

I swear Australians are like the new Japanese they are always sooo happy, and so positive and they love America, they love fashion but most of all they love me I met Erik a while back when he was visiting L.A.

 

Since then we been like flirting via AIM…sending sexy pics back and forth and let me just say one more thing about my compare and contrast….Japanese are not hung like Australians…if ya know what I’m sayin girl!!!!!

Xoxoxo

Amy Winehouse In Da HOUSE

Dear Tell All,

WOW! O.K. So tonight Sister Bearisha made it to Hollywood!!!! We went to a Rony’s Photobooth Event and then to Sky Ferreira’s Bday Party and met Amy Whinehouse ……Nuff Said!

Xoxo

Hey Alligator Later Alligator

Dear Tell All,

So tonight my producer Cory Nitta is left LA to go to Atlanta for the whole summer to work with Dallas Austin!! UHG! What about my carrier???? I hope that in between studio sesh’s with Lindsey and Gwen that Dallas lets me come and work on another hit with Cory

If not while I’m waitin on him, I think Imma discuss my music video of B L A C L I S T E D with up and coming music director mogul, Justin Kelly. I’m thinkin’ Brittany’s within a Dream Tour Meets Hellboy!!! Imma put JD in that Whillhelm superhero, super spandex mask and those Leigh Bowery glasses helmet!!! Soo gooood!!! Cory introduced me to the fab Jem meets Clueless style girls, Mary Louise & Vanessa who design this crazy leg and wrist wear leather things, Posso. All that Account tra Mont(I dunno how to spell that French word for accessories) would be great for my music vid!!!!!

Xoxoxo

Me + JD

Dear Tell All,

YAY!!!!! The final cut of my first solo track B L A C K L I S T E D dropped on my myspace today!!!! It Features my boy toy JD Samson!!!!

 

I think we make a perfect match cause he is like the most powerful lesbian besides Ellen and I’m like the most powerful gay besides Perez!!!!! My producer Corey Nitta rendered the track like a min ago right before he left for Atlanta to work on makin more hits for me with Dallas Austin. WOW I really am a lucky girl!!! Even though I may not be signed or have team of corporate music moguls behind me, I really am living my dreams every second of the day!!!! In the words of my Higher Power who I choose to call Beyonce, I really am Blessed!!!

xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
P.S. Listen to the new track on cute Jonny Makeup streamer thingy brought to you by Rony’s Photo Booth

MYSPACE CRUSH OF THE WEEK

Dear Tell All,

This boy Paul is the cutest of the cuties!!!!

He’s barley the age of consent!!!! I met him at the Gravy Train!!!! show last week. He’s in this riot girl band called Frisco Dykes!!! He Just may be Hollywoods next IT boy!!!

xoxo,
Jonny Makeup