Greyhound Seizure/ Tour Start

March 13th, 2007

Dear Tell All,

SPOOKLES! Friday the 13th!

There’s never an in between when my boy band VIP is doing shows, it’s either really chic or really gouche. Today started out gouche and then got really chic, today we started our semi annual summer tour with our sister and Gravy Train. We have NO budget, so we had to take the Greyhound bus from New York, NY to Clevland, Ohio…it was NOT so Simple Life second season.

The bus driver turned off the air conditioner and this woman who I was mean to when we were getting on the bus had a seizure and we were stuck on the side of the road for hours AND the token cute artsy drifter dude (there’s one on every Greyhound) didn’t start talking to us until later on in the trip! By then I was totally cranky and I totes scared him away cause I didn’t feel like engaging in small talk and I got too sexy too early in our convo, so he split.

So anywayz, after the hateful ride we decided to splurge on a 4 star hotel, we just got out of the sauna and hot tub and ate hella pizza, the three of us are cozy in a king size boudoir right now. Me in the middle of course.

Good night!

Xoxo
Jonny Makeup

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