Devil Wears Herchcovitch

September 5th, 2007

Dear Tell All,

WOW!
It’s everyone’s week to FEEL IT in New York City…..FASHION WEEK….it’s finally here!

SO. My boy toy JD picked me up early in a luxury car and we were off to the Bryant park tents, the epicenter of New York Fashion shows. I was scheduled to sit front row at the Spring 2008 Fashion show of one of my favorite designers; Alexandre Herchcovitch. We rushed past paparazzi, past Carmen Electra (who was hosting full frontal fashion) right into the show and the St. Peter of fashion himself, Pablo O, seated us right across from Nick Cannon and Paper Magazine’s Mr. Micky. Five minutes later my BFFs The Misshapes arrive to sit next to us. The show was a fierce display of menswear inspired pieces for womans. Perfect for Bearisha!

After the show I ran into my stylist Radio Rose and Pablo who took me and JD backstage to meet the creator/ my doppelgänger Mr. Herchcovitch.

I barely stepped foot backstage and I heard my name being yelled from across the room…..”Jonny Makeup!!! Jonny Makeup! Get over here for a photo op, quickly!” It was the voice of the most feared, yet most respected business woman in the whole land, Ms. Kelly Cutrone!!!

She was living for me! So she pushed me in the direction of Alexandre who was already with my friend and supermodel Agyness Deyn and The Misshapes, we all did a quick kiss kiss but before I could even catch my breath the paparazzi started flashing their cameras in our direction and crowding around us….….

“My dreams are finally coming TRUE!!!” I thought to myself, and just then Alexandre spoke to me in his sexy Brazillian accent:

“My friend showed me all your pictures of you in my clothes! I want you to come to Sao Paulo and sing at my party!” and I responded “I love parties!!! AND your clothes! I once wore your short set in a PORNO!” Ms. Cutrone quickly changed the subject… “Don’t Alexandre and Jonny Makeup look alike!!” (CAMERAS STILL FLASHING)

I said “YOU COULD BE MY DADDY!!!” Ms. Cutrone gagged, but I meant it in a sexy way, not the literal way! I guess things I want to say don’t always come out sounding the way I hear it in my mind.

“Jonny Makeup! Do I have to have you ejected!?” she said jokingly. Then she stopped the press so Radio Rose, my stylist could take a pic of us for my myspace.

MAJOR!

Post backstage, my chariot became a pumpkin and I had to go back downtown to help out at my real Daddy, how humbling……

xoxo
Jonny Makeup

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