Back to My Roots

January 7th, 2010

Dear Tell All,

I recently decided to re trace the steps of my childhood. I traveled from the Coal Barons of Central Pennsylvania where I was a coal miners daughter who turned to the streets of Philadelphia where I moonlighted as a Phone Sex Operator…..to the velvet rope night clubs of The Big Apple where I became the gayest rapper ever…..to the neon dripping lights and the cameras of the Sunset Strip where I’m now living my Hollywood Dream. My Grandma Tootie said that a picture is worth 1000 words so here is my photo diary:

Tootie is soooo punk and Im such a Square!

Me and my Pappy a la Truth or Dare “Oh Father” Scene!

Ate a traditional Polish Meal

The Queen Of Poland

My childhood home

My biological Daddy, Hank Makeup

Memories of a teenage runaway who fled town to tour the night club circuit

My Cousin who I used to give BJs to!!!!

Philadelphia Cheese Steak Eggroll!

Went shopping at Trash and Vaudville and caught a glimpse of Jimmy, one of my fave NYC staples

Even though Hollywood is my newest home, my spirit is alive and well in my Daddy’s NYC Flagship American Apparel Store!

I also got to meet up with my old band VIP Party Boys for the first time since we broke up on The Tyra Banks Show! Tension was tight at first! We were gonna go to the Guggenheim but decided to go to Barney’s instead! In the end it was just like old times!

Time to go back to livin my Hollywood DREAM! Luv Yaz, Mean It!

Written by Jonny Makeup |

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