It’s a Small Small Faggy World

September 25th, 2009

Dear Tell All,

Today is my my last day in Jolly ol’ London! My BFF Jeremy is doing a special meet and greet in honor of his Adidas line at London’s answer to Max Field, Selfridges!!!! Speaking of shopping, beauty and retail, I decided to check out my Daddy’s stores during the day to make sure they were in tip top shape! While there, I picked up two American Apparel hotties to join me, Jonas and Lisa.

Along the way I thought I spotted the Octo-Mom and I started screaming “OCTO MOM OMG” it turned out it was Pete Burns!!! She was NOT into me!!! What a laugh!

Later, at the event i ran into a blast from the past, Mr. Conrad Venture, Larry Tee’s Ex BF, who also did this zine called Useless, which happens to be first cover The Misshapes graced and my first editorial! How uncanny! My story lies deeper than the zine.

A long time ago Conrad took me to see Broke Back Moutain, I laughed at the sad parts and after the movie he bought a Christmas tree and made me help carry it to his apartment and he never texted me since! An It Girl never forgets! So right as he was getting my BFF Jeremy’s autograph i decided to jog his memory…he was all “i don’t remember that ever happening” and im all “yeah right” and he was all “even though I don’t remember, I have always liked you…from a far” Ugh AS IF! The moral of the store is this: Its a small small faggy world and you never know when your gonna run into someone you ditched esp when they blossomed into a jet setting It Girl. After that I met some fun new friends, got my She-Wolf on and went nuts till security tried to kick me out!!!!

Later that night DJ Geo also got his He-Wolf on:

Goodnight!

Written by Jonny Makeup |