True Diva’s don’t wear clothes

July 14th, 2007

Dear Tell All

So today before our kick off show, we went to see La Vie En Rose. My current fav movie. It’s about a TRUE DIVA, Edith Piaf. It was my second time seeing it. Bear left the theater balling.

Later on we reunited Gravy Train, so emotional but that’s show business. Soon it was time to get ready for the show, the venue was this place called Beach Land, there were two rooms, and two shows happened each night, we were to play the bar and this other cool band, Detroit Cobras, were on the main ballroom. So miss Rachel, the Beyonce of the Detroit Cobras decided to post pone her show so she could see the Beyonce of VIP, yours truly, Jonny Makeup Perform. I gagged! She’s a real chanteuse!

After both shows were over, M.s Rachel had a heart to heart with me, she said I’m all the makin’s of a true star, she even said that if I get rid of all those accoutrements and all those crazy costumes and just wore simple preppy clothes, that Gawker and VICE, with all their sick demented minds, would take me more seriously and see the true talent beneath all these frocks!

Maybe I’ll perform my next show NUDE! How glamorous.

Xoxo
Jonny Makeup

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