CHUNX COLE

July 1st, 2008

Dear Tell All,

Last night my fave rock and roll band was in town, Gravy Train!!! It was probably like the 10000th time I saw them and still not enough for me!!! They have an AWSOME new roadie manager, who I totally live for Brandy,who was Jeppe in drag for the Club Sitch Video who is also a makeup artist to the stars…porn stars. We had a kiki about all the porn girls….i only know about porn girls cause of you know who!!!! SO FUN!!! What really blew me away was how I, my Mother, Chunx the woman who gave me my stage name….well as a matter of fact Amy Locane was the women who gave me my stage name when we worked at this makeup boutique in Philly after Melrose Place trashed her career, but Chunx was the woman who actually brought life to my stage name!!!!! Anyways I have been begging her and begging her to get the Keyshia Cole haircut for months.

 

I just love two strong black women from Oakland….they are just the most empowering soul singers I know….so why not sport the same tresses????? Well Well Well, Miss. Mother Darling Chunx surprised me and showed up in a Keyshia Cole wig and she looked like 11 million bux!!!!!!!! Love ya girl, mean it!!!

xoxo,
Jonny Makeup

PS Keyshia went brunette for the BET awards and Lil’ Kim looked NUTZ!!!!! but good nutz!!!

PSS FUNX IS GETTING HITCHED!!!

Written by Jonny Makeup |