Cultural Maven

June 19th, 2008

Dear Tell All,

So last night me and pals Jeremy and Marky Cobrasnake Hunter got invited to this art opening that was held at the old CBS building by this artist dude named Thierry but he goes by the name Mr. Brainwash!!! Wow I’m really takin this art world by storm….a real cultural maven I’m becoming!!! Me and my new buddies aren’t all about party party party…its about all that artsie fartsie shit too!!!

One funny thing that happened is right when we walked in some bratty kid who was like 4 ran up to me and was like “why are you dressed like that” and I was all because when I wake up in the mourning I like to pick out the perfect costume for the day” He was all “like a superhero” and I was like yeah!! You wanna be a superhero too” and I put my Alexandre Hertchcovitch cap on it and he started running!!!!!! I had to chase him all around till I finally caught up with him and got it back!!! Someone in the crowd called him a brat but I thought he was entertaining and he kinda reminded me of myself…not when I was his age…like now!!! So then someone was like…he’s the artists kid and Jeremywww.jeremyscott.com started speaking to him in French!!! So funny!!!!
Anyways, I don’t know much about art but the exhibit was a cute pop culture spoof of art from those famous art dudes, i remember learning about on the days that I made it to class. My fave was the Worholesque (WOW DID I JUST MAKE A NEW ART WORD???) Britney painting and a whole cage filled with stuffed animals!!! Sooo cute and sooo cultural!!!!

xoxoxox,
Jonny Makeup

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