Dear Tell All,
OMG!!!! Thank God!!!!! MY FIRST REAL LOS ANGELES PAPARAZZI PIC!!!!! And I’m not even there right now!!! LOOK AT THAT HATEFUL ANGLE!!!
I don’t know weather I should shave my head or get Daddy to hire me a personal trainer????????? Loves IT, Mean It!!!!! Thank you metro mix Los Angeles!!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
Now I’m in Dusseldorf Germany….Its sooooo boring here…maybe even more that Antwerp…well a lot more than Antwerp. I know I sound like a spoiled princess…I really am grateful that my Daddy loves me sooo much that he sent me on holiday for the rest of the Summer….or maybe he just sent me away to get out of his hair!!!! Haha Either way..eventhough I’m bored I still love my life and I’m the luckiest gay in the world!!!
I’m gonna go take spa bath with our new traveling buddy…Monsieur Marcelle Pom Frittes!!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
I cant shake it….one part Dutch one part Moroccan!!!!
I think I may have had Hicham as my crush before but I can’t shake it!!! I’m smitten! I WANT THE WHOLE PACKAGE!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
No wonder why Antwerp is home to some of the most influential fashion designers, The Antwerp Six!!! This place is sooooo boring that if I had to go to fashion school here I would be forced to focus on my work too!!
There is nothing to do but shop….so I guess being here is more of a fashion pilgrimage….but everything is closed on Sunday so I had like half a day to do some real credit card damage! There really is only one of the Antwerp 6 who really tickles my fancy…WALTER VAN BEIRENDONCK, the dude who brought us W< in the 90s…the original New Raver!!!!! His store was HUGE! It’s the beginning of the new season so all the sale items were gone and only the first batch of the new collections were on the floor…what a bummer!!!! I really wanted something from the Sex Clown Collection so I had to settle for a funny Dalmatian/stripes print penis smock!!! But my closet really needs that Fuck Face Burka from Sex Clown!!!
Anyways after that Sara, Kyung and I went to the Modem Museum, sadly we missed the Bernhard Willhelm exhibit and were too early for the Margiela exhibit sooo we had to see the hateful Moi, Veronique Branquinho exhibit….This place is the Antwerp Sticks!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
After a long day in the photo studio, I met up with my friends Ester and Hicham  …..Me and Esther met on an NYC Subway years ago…well not really we were like starring at each others crazy fashions and then later we saw each other at Misshapes and then decided to become friends!!
Anyways I’m like totally obsessed with her man with Hicham HE IS HOT!!!! P.S. Indonesian is my new fave food!!!
Xoxox,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
Today me and my gal pals Kyung and Sarah went to my fave city in the world AMSTERDAM!!!!!! When I first say that, you probs think its cause drugs are legal….that’s not it at all…I haven’t done drinks or drugs in almost 6 years!!! I love it here cause 1) You can have sex right out in the open at the gay bars…my personal fave is The Cockring 2) Its always Fall Fashion 3) The people are soooo nice!!!! Last time I was here with my boy band, but this time I’m gonna do some sight seeing….at the bathhouse!!!!! J/k…well maybe not!!!!
Xoxoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
Today I got some really awesome fan mail!!! Jonas and Lisa are my new #1 fans and I love them too!!!!!!!! My T-Shirt looks soooo “Ferotia Couturea” ( in the words of my friend Brad’s BF!!!!) on my fans!!!!!!!
Sometimes when I get fan mail I wanna meet my fans and make them my friends so then we can send each other friend mail!!!!!!
Still Love my Life!!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
Today me, my gal pal Kyungh and Mr. Suppie him self, Massimo did a casting for my Daddies newest Vienna Store. After that I needed some culture and I saw on the street that The King Tut Exhibit was in town!!! I was sooooo happy cuz I wanted to see it when it was in Philly and I never got a chance!!!! I got to see it in all it glory…so crazy!!! All those Jewels….I think that I had I a choice between some of King Tut’s Ruinse and the full Jeremy Scott Tut TV Collection I would toast pick Jeremy’s….Well I would get the Tut Ruin and then auction it off at Christies and Then buy Jeremy’s Creations that I don’t already have.
Speaking of Princesses, I went to a Royal Apartment too today!!! Sisi, the Empress of Austria in this crazy apartment…she had the longest hair and was a celebutaunt before her time…she wrote terrible poems about paparazzi…..a back in the day version of Britney’s “Piece of Me” and she was on all this coke cause it was considered a Doctor remedy for fatigue and she was like obsessed with diet and exercise before that was cool!!!! She had monkey bars and all this crazy gym equipment put in her bedroom and was on a strict liquid diet…the Royal Chef had to cook a duck and then put it in a press and make liquid out of it so she could drink it and then take hell laxatives!!!! I gained some great pointers today from an old fabulous Betty!!!
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup
Dear Tell All,
Seventeen Mag did a little write up on their blog about how they love me and my Daddies company!!!! I love my life!!!
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Dear Tell All,
YOU HAD BETTER WORK!!!! I finally made it on Perez!!!!!! I did this video/song with my dear friend Cazwell called “I seen Beyonce at Burger King” and Perez posted it today!!!!!
Am I on my way to being in star that I have always dreamed of????? I think I had a stellar performance clad only in my two fave designers who both happen to be from Kansas City: Jeremy Scottwww.jeremyscott.com and Peggy Noland. I hope I get a good royalty check so I can buy more of their creations and wear them in more videos!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya Mean It
Xoxo,
Jonny Makeup.
P.S. Don’t forget to check out the video!!!!
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