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• ► 2008
  • ► September (13)
    • Lollipop, must mistake me as a sucker.
    • This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world! And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, when she smiles.
    • It's been a while. I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting, but I'm here now.
    • Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
    • I have one thing to say, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante.
    • Yeah? Well, about twenty years ago there was this guy. He noticed some mold growing on his bread and he started feeding it to people. Everybody said he was stupid. You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
    • I heard that every man out there is wanting you now.
    • Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you?
    • What Mirabelle needs is an omniscient voice to illuminate and spotlight her and to inform everyone that this one has value, this one standing behind the counter in the glove department and to find her counterpart and bring him to her.
    • Yes we will all go down together.
    • Baby's on fire, better throw her in the water. Look at her laughing, like a heifer to the slaughter.
    • You should've said no, you should've gone home. You should've thought twice before you let it all go.
    • Well the world turns and a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the street as the cold wind blows, in the ghetto.
  • ► August (28)
    • Fools rush in where wise men never go.
    • Orange popsicles and lemonade
    • Just because a person doesn't go around blabbing her entire biological history to everyone she meets doesn't make her a liar.
    • Well east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear and the southern girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there
    • I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
    • Showing off your ass 'cause you're thinking it's a trend- girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
    • Barbarella looks like she my dead ringer
    • It's all ending. I gotta stop pretending who we are... You and me I can see us dying...are we?
    • So Johnny my love, we got us a witness. Now all we gotta do is get a preacher. He can probably skip the "until death" part, 'cause Johnny my love you're already dead.
    • Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
    • Your train of thought will be altered, so if you must falter be wise. Your mind is in disturbia. It's like the darkness is the light.
    • Take me to your hood- I've never been to Brooklyn and I'd like to see what's good.
    • Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
    • You ain't gotta take your panties off just move 'em to the side.
    • As a child, I knew that the stars could only get brighter and we would get closer.
    • Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!
    • Get in loser, we're going shopping!
    • They call me 'hell'. They call me 'Stacey'. They call me 'her'. They call me 'Jane'. That's not my name.
    • Help me, Lola! I don't know what to do!
    • Phone call from God... Now if it had been collect, it would have been daring!
    • I walked over to him slowly said, " I know you don't know me, but this might be my only shot at a tenderoni," and he told me that we could do this, "with a girl like you, I can't resist."
    • Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
    • Long ago and oh so far away, I fell in love with you before the second show. Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear. But youre not really here, its just the radio.
    • Don't fall in love with me yet, we only recently met. True I'm in love with you, but you might decide I'm a nut. Give me a week or two to go absolutely cuckoo.
    • I'm just a little bossy. I like it how I like it, when I like it and thats how it is.
    • Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
    • Someone's built a candy castle for my sweet sixteen, someone's built a candy house to house her in.
    • I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.
  • ► July (33)
    • If you wanna be somebody, If you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention
    • Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
    • Don't look at me
    • I ain't never lived in a house that didn't have wheels on it.
    • All I need is time, a moment that is mine, while I'm in between.
    • I ate my chips and I washed my plate, thought about women that take that bait.
    • That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.
    • Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.
    • Roberta can't be a prostitute she doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible.
    • The last time I freaked out, I just kept looking down. I st-st-stuttered when you asked what I'm thinkin' 'bout.
    • Let's get one thing straight, my dear Ahmal. I am not, nor have I ever been, a Las Vegas showgirl. I am a headliner!
    • What would you do, if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
    • Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the world is cruel. Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
    • Don't envy us. We're struggling.
    • I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know.
    • All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works.
    • Women like you they're a dime a dozen you can buy 'em anywhere. For you to get to him I'd have to move over and I'm gonna stand right here.
    • Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that.
    • Light skin, dark skin. My asian persuasion.
    • Basically what we're gonna do is dance.
    • You can tell me to my face or even on the phone. You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know.
    • I sent you to Vegas with a pocket full of paper
    • See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels? You gave me slippers for my finale last season. Every single time! Do you have something against white women?
    • There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
    • Image of rapture creep into me slower as you're going to me head.
    • I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef. Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet. A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five. A gardener and a stylist, do you think I’m satisfied?
    • I'm unusual, not so typical, way too smart to be waiting around.
    • I knew you'd say yes. Just think. You, me and Smashing Pumpkins!
    • I wish that I was like Tori Spelling, with a car like hers and dad like hers.
    • I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.
    • Cause I'm pissed off and the world owes me.
    • Sexy Can I
    • I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.
  • ► June (6)
    • Next thing you got to remember is the gentlemen you meet on the cold cuts may not be as attractive as the one you meet in the mink department at Bergdorf's.
    • Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?"
    • Don't you wanna see these clothes on me
    • You can go shave your back now
    • Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to